This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Rebecca Black

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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