Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

pobody's nerfect

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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