Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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canada

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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