- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

balls in ya mouf

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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