whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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1+1= 69

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Goat balls.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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