How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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balls in ya mouf

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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