balls in ya mouf

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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...Jack Vale

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Women's rights.

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Carlton

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Rick Perry.

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