Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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