an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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