Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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