- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Face...the other white meat!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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