Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Tucker Rivera

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Justin beiber..

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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