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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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