What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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