- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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