- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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