- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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