- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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