im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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