You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Obama

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Click here to end the world.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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