- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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