- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What's white and black? Color blind.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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