- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

no

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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