The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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