- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What's red and has wheels? A red car

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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