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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Yanter, Look it up

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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