- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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