man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Please ignore this statement.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Roses are flowers.

how much fish could a chicken

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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