- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock Knock.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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