- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

A black person dies.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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