Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Barbara Streisand

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

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