- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Female rights.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

WOMENS RIGHTS

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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