Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

whats gay and american? a gay american

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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