- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Japan

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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