- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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