- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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