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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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