Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Brain fart

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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