- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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