- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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