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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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