- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how man

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Face...the other white meat!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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