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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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