Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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