- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

hey guys im gay

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

No it doesnt..

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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