What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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