- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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