- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

im not black, im Joseph Kony

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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