There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Knock knock Fuck off!

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i hate non minorities!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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