What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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