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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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