- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock knock Fuck off!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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