Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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