- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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