- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what in the butt

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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