- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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