A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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9/11

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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