- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

There was once a man who lived in a box.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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