- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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