- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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