a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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