- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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