What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

"hey do you know the date" "58"

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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